The Cutting Gazette

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Portia Featherington
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insultsNo. 1 in the show

Portia Featherington

33 insults across 4 seasons, and 7 aimed at them. Click any line to see what it really means.

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7
insults received
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Everything Portia said

Season 1

E1“She's rather dowdy, is she not?”MarinaE4“when that whelp of yours pops out looking the picture of health?”MarinaE6“She makes a fool of him already.”Marina

Season 2

E1“Mr. Finch may very well still change his mind.”PhilipaE1“Particularly when he notices there is still no dowry.”PhilipaE1“when he finally decides to show his miserly face”JackE1“I can't believe she would show her face here again.”MaryE1“If only every family could be as respectable as ours.”MaryE1“Colin Bridgerton is no more your friend than I am the next Catherine the Great.”PenelopeE1“Now, wipe your hands, lest someone should think you a commoner.”PenelopeE2“Though, perhaps happier in your own bedchamber.”JackE2“Prudence! Stop hollering like a newsboy.”PrudenceE5“Not when you are already making such fine work of it yourself.”JackE6“Do as I say, child. Or would you rather be without any prospects, like Penelope?”PenelopeE6“It is not as if Miss Edwina could do any better than the viscount.”EdwinaE7“I will see if there is still room.”Lady DanburyE8“so I am sending you away with your favorite person. Yourself.”Jack

Season 3

E1“Or does common thievery run in the family?”JackE1“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”JackE2“Do you think babies simply appear in your womb?”PrudenceE2“If you want to beat your sister, you must try harder.”PrudenceE2“Your arrogance does not count as two people.”PrudenceE3“I am certain your baby boy will be delivered by a golden stork.”PhilipaE3“A week sequestered in your room, you come down, and you say this to me?”PhilipaE4“This is the very reason why I discouraged you from reading.”PenelopeE4“Love is make-believe. It is only in your storybooks.”PenelopeE5“using Lord knows what wiles to entrap him”PenelopeE6“That blonde backbiter!”CressidaE6“You've the rest of your life to lie around and do nothing.”PenelopeE6“What dreams?”PenelopeE7“And where is she to comfort you now?”Penelope

Season 4

E6“No one has quite the knack for gossip that Varley had.”PenelopeE6“There is no accounting for taste.”Cressida