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“I am certain your baby boy will be delivered by a golden stork.”

Portia FeatheringtonPhilipa FeatheringtonS3 · E3 · 00:05:23

What it sounds like

A magical golden stork will bring you a baby boy.

What it really means

“You’re being foolish; babies aren’t delivered by storks, and you should know how pregnancy works.”

Said today

“Sure, a magical bird will drop your baby off at the door.”

What was happening

Philippa asks whether a baby’s head and body are inside her, after insisting pregnancy won’t change her figure. Portia answers with an obviously fantastical stork story, mocking her daughter’s ignorance rather than explaining.

PortiaI am certain your baby boy will be delivered by a golden stork.

The exchange, from the subtitles · Season 3, episode 3, at 00:05:23

Stings a little.

How much it hurts: 2 of 5

Said plainly.

How well it is hidden: 1 of 5

Type of insultsarcasm, irony, intelligence.

Checked by my AI judge (87% sure). Found in 2 of 3 separate AI readings of the episode. Who said it was confirmed. How this works

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