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“Love is make-believe. It is only in your storybooks.”

Portia FeatheringtonPenelope FeatheringtonS3 · E4 · 00:23:17

What it sounds like

Love is fictional, something found only in books.

What it really means

“Portia thinks Penelope is naïve to expect love and should choose the security of a practical match instead.”

Said today

“Romance is fantasy, Penelope. Pick someone who can give you a secure life.”

What was happening

Portia says this while warning Penelope not to hold out for love. She blames Penelope’s reading for giving her romantic ideas, then urges her to be smart and value security.

PortiaLove is make-believe. It is only in your storybooks.

The exchange, from the subtitles · Season 3, episode 4, at 00:23:17

Stings a little.

How much it hurts: 2 of 5

Said plainly.

How well it is hidden: 1 of 5

Type of insultdismissal, intelligence, marriage prospects.

Checked by my AI judge (96% sure). Found in 3 of 3 separate AI readings of the episode. Who said it was confirmed. How this works

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