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Simon Basset

Simon Basset

9 insults across 1 season, and 20 aimed at them. Click any line to see what it really means.

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Everything Simon said

Season 1

E1“Truly, they will try anything.”DaphneE1“Chaste, neat, desperate.”DaphneE2“I should imagine with you it comes naturally.”DaphneE2“You wish your sister to marry a loathsome toad, then.”AnthonyE3“Perhaps it will keep that horrid mother of hers off her back.”DaphneE3“A young lady, barely out of her leading strings, you...”DaphneE7“Your duplicity comes so naturally.”DaphneE7“Well, you certainly make it look difficult.”AnthonyE7“You cannot manage it, can you?”Anthony